Why is this guy smiling?

Artur Davis just might be one of the most boring faces on earth, so bear with me as I try to make him interesting. He may as well work as a proctologist and I guess that he kind of does. He is a congressman. No, I don't dislike all of Congress, just the ones I read about.

It used to take 3 weeks to take a letter from one end of the United States to the other, meanwhile you lost 3 oxen, Sarah died from dissentary, and the river was too deep to ford...at least that is how I remember it from The Oregon Trail. Now at the click of a button millions (or two......total I mean) people receive info that used to ...anyway you get the point. And in case Disney hasn't told you, it is a small world and word travels now more than it ever has.

What does this have to do with Artur Davis? Only a few things. This guy went to Harvard, so he is intelligent...graduated magna cum laude. I am not doubting that he knows formulas that have no use in real life...he might have even invented a few. What I do know is that he is CHEAP (more on this later).

He is now running for governor of Alabama. Let's face it....it can't be a very demanding job. After all, Alabama is last or near the bottom in almost every category, including obesity and edddyoucaashiion. So the only place to go is up...so we've got that going for us.

Anyway, let's get back to this guy being CHEAP. A good friend who used to work at a restaurant that Mr. Davis used to frequent said that he would come in (more than a few times I might add) and easily have a $500-700 bill and NOT TIP AT ALL. 2 people can eat at this restaurant for $50-60...so you do the math. And I am not going to mention the restaurant because Ginsei is a great place to eat. Mr. Davis obviously cares about the little man. I am sure that all servers will vote him into office.

Second story....a friend in the printing business was hired to design and print at least several million billion posters for Artur Davis' campaign. After a laborious task and sending the proof, along with most of the order, my friend was informed that they had 'decided to go another route'. It turns out that Artus Davis and crew decided to take the poster to a Kinkos and make copies of my friend's hard work and bypass any form of payment. I am glad that Artur Davis is supporting independent shops in his home state.

So...why is he smiling? It's because he has a pocket full of your tip money. Let's face it....you are fat and stupid anyway. Thanks Huffington Post!

Larry Langford.....you're next.